Femininomenon – clean

Same old story, time again,
got so close but then you lost it.
Should’ve listened to your friends
’bout his girlfriend back in Boston.
You sent him pictures and playlists and blank checks,
he disappeared from the second that you said
”Let’s get coffee, let’s meet up.”
I’m so sick of online love
and I don’t understand,
why can’t any man…

Get a like,
think a thought,
scratch an itch,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
think a thought,
stream on Twitch,
it’s a-, um, can you play a song with a funky beat?

Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom
bake it hot like Papa John,
scratch an itch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom,
bake it hot like Papa John,
stream on Twitch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

So let’s say it’s working out,
you pretend to love his mother.
Lying to your friends about
how he’s such an awful good hugger.
Stuck in the suburbs, you’re folding his laundry,
got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry.
Crying at the nail salon,
I’m so sick of online love
and I don’t understand,
why can’t any man…

Get a like,
think a thought,
scratch an itch,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
think a thought,
stream on Twitch,
it’s a-, dude, can you play a song with a funky beat?

Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom
bake it hot like Papa John,
scratch an itch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom,
bake it hot like Papa John,
stream on Twitch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

Ladies, you know what I mean
and you know what you need and so does he.
But does it happen – no.
But does it happen – no.
Well, what we really need is a femininomenon,
a femininomenon.

Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom
bake it hot like Papa John,
scratch an itch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom,
bake it hot like Papa John,
stream on Twitch go on and on,
Did you hear me? Play the funky beat.

Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom
bake it hot like Papa John,
scratch an itch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.
Shake it like rom-pom-pom-pom,
bake it hot like Papa John,
stream on Twitch go on and on,
it’s a femininomenon.

Get a like,
think a thought,
scratch an itch,
it’s a fem.
Get a like,
think a thought,
stream on Twitch,
It’s a fem (fem, fem, fem)