Don’t swear on your mom
That it’s the first prank that you’ve had in like a month
No, don’t say it was just
an isolated incident that happened once.
There’s no need to pretend
I’ve never seen an ugly truth that I can’t bend
To something that looks better
I’m silly, but I’m clever
Yeah, I can make a rainstorm look a whole lot like forever and ever
You don’t have to lie to girls
If they like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
Like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
You don’t have to lie to girls
If they like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
Don’t I know it better than anyone else?
All of your best excuses
no, they don’t stand a chance.
Against all the chances I give you
isn’t ideal, but man.
You don’t even have to try,
turn you into a good guy.
You don’t have to lift a finger
it’s lucky for you I’m just like
My mother and my sisters
All my friends
The girl outside the sports club getting her business cards read
We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they’re incorrect
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest
You don’t have to lie to girls
If they like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
Like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
You don’t have to lie to girls
If they like you, they’ll just lie to themselves
Don’t I know it better than anyone else?
Girls will cry and girls will lie
and girls will do it ’til they die
and for you they’ll cry
and girls will lie and
do it ’til the day they die for you
Girls will cry and girls will lie and
girls will lose their silly minds for you
they’ll cry and girls will lie and
do it ’til the day they sigh for you